Tag Archives: Context-free utterance of the day
Yo man. Where the file be at? Advertisements
They remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation.
Are you a faucet?
You befriend one Belorussian and suddenly Facebook acts like you might know the whole damned county.
I like the way you’re holding your pizza
I had too much self-respect to finish that hotdog.
It was probably a 50 caliber “heart attack.”
Better start massaging it. It’s cold.
Those Wendy’s fries tasted like bacon and mountain-man beard.
That’s not funny.