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Context-free utterance of the day

Yo man. Where the file be at?

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Context-free utterance of the day

They remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation.

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Context-free utterance of the day

Are you a faucet?

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Context-free utterance of the day

You befriend one Belorussian and suddenly Facebook acts like you might know the whole damned county.

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Context-free utterance of several days ago

I like the way you’re holding your pizza

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Context-free utterance of the day

I had too much self-respect to finish that hotdog.

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Context-free utterance of the day

It was probably a 50 caliber “heart attack.”

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Context-free utterance of the day

Better start massaging it. It’s cold.

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Context-free utterance of the day

Those Wendy’s fries tasted like bacon and mountain-man beard.

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Context-free utterance of the day

That’s not funny.

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